JOKE 4

 

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!

 

 

JOKE 3

 

Student 1: The brain is a wonderful thing.

Student 2: Why do you say that?

Student 1: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

Joke 2

Son: I can’t go to school today.

Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel well.

Father: Where don’t you feel well?

Son: In school!

JOKE 1

A lady is standing in the middle of the street. She asks a police officer: „Excuse me, how can I get to the hospital?“

He replies: „Just stand where you are.“